littledonkeydiaries day4

00:07am OK this convoy of ours is becoming a bit over crowded now. How is a little donkey suppose to write the worlds first nativity play, whilst dealing with such distractions as false god parties and drunken party juice swingin roman legions dancing to Nazareth tribute bands in the next camp.

00:17am I need to get some sleep: I have just looked up at silhouette of stalker/shepherds and I swear it looks like the Seattle skyline on the Frazier show. Have updated this in the stalker diary. Had requests for more background/history of the times, when I awake I will include some

02:35am History is a strange subject. If it is too believed then all the books show us that at the time of my nativity diaries the Romans where a powerful army who rules large parts of the world. Yet how come there is proof out there that they were no more to be feared than your local pizza delivery person.

Check out this advert in the local Galilee Herald & Post  http://www.hellopeter.com/romans-pizza-compliment-%5B333188%5D with the heading of Romans deliver Pizza to Bethlehem

04:40am Just returned from unofficial Donkey Union Meeting (D.U.M)

The Union have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. (no mention of the new directive from the roman senate regarding mobile phone usage whilst in motion)

 I have expressed my discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon my height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of my equine rights.

Mentioned the stalking sittuation with fellow brothers. Big Al who does the long hauls mostly Eygpt to Rome has said he will follow it up on my behalf.

06:17am We have arrived at the old quarter of Nablus. Its been a diversion but Jo is the master and you cant do a trip like this without visiting the bath house. Its like going to rome and not catching a Romans v Chrisitans v Lions gig. Besides they have a cybercafe  I can catch up with online gossip.

11:30am Packed up ready to go, sand playing havoc with the sat nav. Might have to do the ask direction thing. Met up with people in the cybercafe. Got nice memo from harold the jackass secretary of the Donkey Union Meeting Middle East Region outlining the christmas party location for this year. Gives me n Jo another chance to do the fatman and reindeer routine again. Not to sure if his idea of me wearing a bright red nose to match his red outfit will catch on. watch this space.

05:14pm Enjoyed the hours rest, gave me chance to get some writing done for the play. Only problem is i think the afternoon sun is affecting my focus.

10:30pmpb Little donejkey is sufferin from lack of sleeeep over work and wayyyyyyyyy to smuch festive party juisce. 

11:45pmbm OK i have to take a break from this partttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyy. My focussssss is gone my writing has become distjoi disjoent dijointed. But my freinds I do belive i have found a new angle to explore Let me get the back ground written and i will return.

 

 

 

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