03:33am Awoken by the sound of angels.. Seems the local black widow chapter are on route for the big gig in Bethlehem. There is nothing worse than the loud squealing sound of rowdy angels riding oversize hog’s to upset the sleep balance of the convoy. “Wonder if the hogs have their own union 03:40am I am awake now so might as well get some online shopping done. In the debate between inline v online shopping middle of the night woken by dickheads in imitation roman legion leather get ups… Online shopping takes the lead so far 03:42am Shit Shit shit… forgot to cancel the video call with 3 wise men inc. See what happens when you get wrapped up with the Christmas spirit. Must send a sorry phone text in the morning. Back to online shopping, I so love this eehhhawbay online market website. You can purchase just about anything. But when it comes to originality then amazinggrace.com have cornered the new world market. 11:00am Well Mr. Donkey has shopped /dropped and all the pressies are ready to be wrapped and or sent via online third party drop merchants. Let’s face it. The holiday season can be riddled with stress and worry, especially when you haven’t properly allotted time for it. There’s the dilemma of having to attend too many office parties, the dread of in-laws showing up on your doorstep, or just a general worry over what must be prepared at home (to let your friends know your not Ebenezer Scrooge). The one thing you can do to avoid adding to stress is online Christmas shopping because at least knowing your shopping is taken care of will free up enough time to prepare for the other items on your Xmas agenda. Road trips and wild desert parties. 07:15pm what a day. Online v Inline Christmas shopping debate. The winner if only by a nose has to be inline, I mean wouldn’t any normal person want to stand for hours in shops fighting with other insane people for presents that children will probably break lose or hate well before the new year party’s are over with. 10:00pm Donkey is heading for a good nights sleep. The next two days of the trip are hard work over the mountains, but before I go I have a question for you all. How many of you read the labels and instructions whilst buying gifts in the Christmas rush. Reason why I ask Just got an email from the local trading standards Middle East branch. I nearly missed it whilst deleting the usual “want a bigger penis” spam. For god’s sake I AM A DONKEY don’t they ever check the email addresses before sending them. Anyways it was regarding always read the label on goods before use act. Some of the funnier one are as follows: 'Do not iron while wearing a shirt' Warning label on a letter opener that says: 'Caution: Safety goggles recommended.' Fuel Tank Cap: 'Never use a lit match or open flame to check the fuel level' A cartridge for a laser printer warns, 'Do not eat toner' A label on a hair dryer reads: 'Never use hair dryer while sleeping' A warning on an electric drill made for carpenter’s cautions: 'This product not intended for use as a dental drill.' On a child's buggy: 'Remove Child Before Folding' A label on a baby-stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: A dishwasher carries this warning: 'Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.' A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: 'The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.' The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: 'If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.'
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