09:03am Full nights sleep I am impressed with myself. Even the strange dream of three ghosts visiting my mother in law didn’t even wake me. 10:30am It has come to my attention that yes this play tells the story of our road trip, and yes I have tried keeping to the historical facts where ever possible for continuity purpose. But I have to bring it to your attention friends I am feeling rather uncomfortable at the strange and weird characters that seem to be joining the convoy on a daily basis. I ask what reason would a sane person make a trip like this dressed as a snowman and answering to frosty. I am not alone in this. 01:15pm Another worrying example. With one of the lads, Swapping gossip over a carrot cheesecake at the local buck star roadside café. When he highlighted how many of these red suit wearing bell ringing Santa guys there are heading to this gig. I am not against change my friends but when one of these Santa guys is sticking antler ear muffs on his donkeys and calling them strange names such as:… Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen, there has to be a case for animal cruelty. 05:40pm I swear this Bethlehem gig is so much crazier than the last road trip to Rome. Something is going on, I can feel it. I haven’t seen gridlock this bad since the parting of the red sea spectacular. The convoys are descending on Bethlehem like old fashioned locus swarms. 07:29pm Friends I am not a violent donkey, but there comes a time when rudeness on the road has to be addressed. Were do some of these people get their driving licences, “from the bottom of a cornflake box” 08:30pm That’s it. Sod the “peace on earth good will to all men” amber alerts. This is every jackass, camel towing, mother F*&%*£ hippie stalking shepherd for themselves. 09:15 This is becoming my worst nightmare. Big Al been on the phone seems some stupid jobs worth roman council official sat in his white ivory tower has only gone and sent out a global memo to all networks, asking for an all conquered citizenship census. I ask you who in their right mind would send out one of those at the same time of a local body count gig. 09:47pm “Pontius Pilate” Who is this smart arse. Must be a social climber probably trying to get a free ride on the “Herod for Governor” Bandwagon. 09:50pm Jesus I wish there was somebody round here who could turn this friggin luke warm water into a double size vessel of wine. 10:05pm That’s it friends this worn out donkey is off down to the local watering hole for some real Christmas Spirit and a few hands of poker. See you in the morning hopefully this nightmare will get better and remember. Adam a long distance cousin of Maz n Jo once said “hey it’s nearly Christmas Eve"
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